where chaos meets caffeine and sarcasm is basically a love language.

Welcome to Love Alexa, I’m Andrea - the hot mess behind the madness; mum life veteran, corporate job escapee, professional procrastinator, and proud owner of a sensitive stomach that can’t handle life (or dairy). I silently scream the F-word at least 20 times a day, get emotionally attached to shiny objects (hello, shiny diamond syndrome), and have self-diagnosed ADHD with a side of “Wait, what was I doing again?”

I’m tired. I’m flabby. I’m definitely on my 4th coffee. But damn it - I’m living my best life by creating brutally honest, laugh-out-loud gifts for people who are just as unhinged as me.

From wax melts that smell like your mental breakdown to greeting cards that say what you’re really thinking, Love Alexa is here to spice up your gift game and make sure no one ever calls you boring again.

So whether you love someone deeply, or just can’t legally ghost them—I've got you covered.

  • FEMALE OWNED

    No male is ever asked their opinion in the creation of any product. Most cities are planned by men - why is the traffic still so shit?

  • quality shit

    Our products are actually made from good shit - not shit-shit. And because I was raised by an A-type mother, I trippled check each order before packing them...

  • supporting small biz

    By shopping with us you are supporting an Australian owned small business - not the large copy cats that steal all our kick-ass ideas.